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and they lived happily ever after

It's only fair to warn you that love is a drug that can kill you.

shinykari:

Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:

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the-salt-in-our-starkids:

This is it, guys! My parody of “Hey There Delilah” by Plain White T’s. It’s called “Hey There Augustus” and it’s about TFIOS, in honor of the release of the trailer (Congrats, John!) Lots of quotes from the book are taken and there are major spoilers so don’t watch if you haven’t read it. DFTBA. Hope you enjoy it. Sorry I’m so awkward.

(Source: advertisementofaffection, via epicjohngreenquotes)

illogicalargument:

Could you guys help me?
A few month ago I sent the original of this drawing (I’m holding a photocopy) to John Green.
He sent me a lovely letter back in reply and said he would love to watch me grow in the art world, but I can’t get in touch with him again, as I don’t go to the therapist who connected me with him anymore.
All I want to ask him is what he did with my picture. I don’t care if he hung it with pride or threw it into a nearby drawer, but I need to know.
Make John Green find the thing.
karifree:

"Maybe there’s something that you’re afraid to say, or someone you’re afraid to love, or somewhere you’re afraid to go. It’s gonna hurt. It’s gonna hurt because it matters." - Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green
Available x
Inspired by risarodil
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To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a problem.

I get it, you’re a decent guy. I can even believe it. You’ve never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You’re upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something or connect you to doing something that, as far as you’re concerned, you’ve never done and would never condone.

And they’ve told you about triggers, and PTSD, and how one in six women is a survivor, and you get it. You do. But you can’t let every time someone gets all upset get in the way of you having a good time, right?

So fine. If all those arguments aren’t going anything for you, let me tell you this. And I tell you this because I genuinely believe you mean it when you say you don’t want to hurt anybody, and you don’t see the harm, and that it’s important to you to do your best to be a decent and good person. And I genuinely believe you when you say you would never associate with a rapist and you think rape really is a very bad thing.

Because this is why I refuse to take rape jokes sitting down-

6% of college age men, slightly over 1 in 20, will admit to raping someone in anonymous surveys, as long as the word “rape” isn’t used in the description of the act.

6% of Penny Arcade’s target demographic will admit to actually being rapists when asked.

A lot of people accuse feminists of thinking that all men are rapists. That’s not true. But do you know who think all men are rapists?

Rapists do.

They really do. In psychological study, the profiling, the studies, it comes out again and again.

Virtually all rapists genuinely believe that all men rape, and other men just keep it hushed up better. And more, these people who really are rapists are constantly reaffirmed in their belief about the rest of mankind being rapists like them by things like rape jokes, that dismiss and normalize the idea of rape.

If one in twenty guys is a real and true rapist, and you have any amount of social activity with other guys like yourself, really cool guy, then it is almost a statistical certainty that one time hanging out with friends and their friends, playing Halo with a bunch of guys online, in a WoW guild, or elsewhere, you were talking to a rapist. Not your fault. You can’t tell a rapist apart any better than anyone else can. It’s not like they announce themselves.

But, here’s the thing. It’s very likely that in some of these interactions with these guys, at some point or another someone told a rape joke. You, decent guy that you are, understood that they didn’t mean it, and it was just a joke. And so you laughed.

And, decent guy who would never condone rape, who would step in and stop rape if he saw it, who understands that rape is awful and wrong and bad, when you laughed?

That rapist who was in the group with you, that rapist thought that you were on his side. That rapist knew that you were a rapist like him. And he felt validated, and he felt he was among his comrades.

You. The rapist’s comrade.

And if that doesn’t make you feel sick to your stomach, if that doesn’t make you want to throw up, if that doesn’t disturb you or bother you or make you feel like maybe you should at least consider not participating in that kind of humor anymore…

Well, maybe you aren’t as opposed to rapists as you claim.

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Time-Machine (via a comment at shakesville.com)

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.

EVER.

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faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go New Hampshire! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 
faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go New Hampshire! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

I guess the question I need to ask myself is, Do I want to be alone? 

I wish I had someone to talk to… 

classic-bubblegum-barbie:

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getting-rid-of-this-fat:

Fuck, I bought all this food for my meal prep. Like sweet potatoes, chicken, brocoli, tuna, salmon, rice and all that stuff and now they don’t have any containers… And we don’t have that many at home! I’m fucked! I can also put my food in a bag. I know my mom does it all the time with soup and sauce.

But I don’t know. Maybe just wait untill she gets home and see what she has to say about it! This day couldn’t get any better…

Go to the dollar store and buy a few large containers, and store some things together id you don’t have enough money for a bunch of smaller containers (:

(Source: thefitlesbian)

shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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edwardspoonhands:

Just realized I was literally sitting at my computer looking at Tumblr on my phone.